wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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