North Korea, Best Korea!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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