Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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