I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she looked like the before picture.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
