...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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