My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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