Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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