ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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