I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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