There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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