I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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