i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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