That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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