Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just want to make out with him forever
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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