also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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