called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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