Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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