You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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