No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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