I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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