Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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