I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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