Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Buhtt sex?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
bring money and cleavage
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i've created a new STD.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Randomize
