Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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