I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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