these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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