im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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