I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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