Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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