I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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