it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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