I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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