real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Dignity is for republicans.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize