apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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