I love black thongs
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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