Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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