Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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