That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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