I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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