Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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