It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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