just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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