because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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