found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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