Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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