Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I bet he comes in French.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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