We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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