Where did you get a picture of my penis
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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