I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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