Little spoons don't ask big questions
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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