hotel room ftw
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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