he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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