I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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