Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
