PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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