Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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