at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
not ubering you a puppy
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