you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize