she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I deserve this hangover.
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