I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
