well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Can Purell be used as lube?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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