Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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